Yes my friends, that is just what it looks like: A beef patty in a turtle-shell-emulating bacon weave, with grotesque hot dog extremities. I'm sure there's a personality test in here somewhere--half of you are saying "Mmmmm," the other half, "Gahhh!"

Here is the edited version of all the videos i have recorded.. We originally had their dog act as ringbearer, but he started acting wild which is why the camera bounced around so much. Pics at www.trashyyetclassy.com Congrats to Joshua Li and Ting Li!

A male Sumatran tiger rears up against the bars of his cage, roaring. Even in captivity these creatures still remind us of their awesome power.